Have you ever seen a Red Hat, a Red Hat, a Red Hat?
Have you ever seen a Red Hat go this way and that?
Go Shopping; Do Lunches; Wear feathers in bunches;
Have you ever seen a Red Hat who did all of that?

Have you ever seen a Tea Tart, a Tea Tart, a Tea Tart?
Have you ever seen a Tea Tart go this way and that?
Give her latitude; she's got hattitude;
With an upbeat kind of attitude;
Have you ever seen a Tea Tart act just like that?

Have you ever seen a Red Hatted Highfalutin Tea Tart?
Have you ever seen a Red Hatted Tea Tarted Wench?
She's glitzy and gaudy and glamorous and more.
Have you ever seen a Red Hat for all to adore?